Sep 6, 2014; Cherry Hills Village, CO, USA; NBC reporter Roger Maltbie on the 1st tee during the third round of the BMW Championship at Cherry Hills Country Club. Mandatory Credit: Ron Chenoy-USA TODAY Sports
5. Roger Maltbie
You may ask yourself how Roger Maltbie’s mustache is more impressive than the previous five, but let us not forget that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Maltbie’s nose neighbor is so simple and classic that it’s everything we look for in the ideal mustache. When one thinks of a mustache, three types of people come to mind: biker, pedophile, and Roger Maltbie. Look at him pose in the picture above. He’s doing nothing special, but at the same time he looks extraordinary.
If Gandalf were to have a mustache, I envision it would look something like Roger’s. If mustaches could tell stories, then I’m gathering around Maltbie’s stache because it looks like it has some stories.
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