Golf Rules: The top 5 issues the USGA still needs to fix

BONUS: Dangerous animal interference

Rule: You get relief where there is interference from a dangerous animal.

The Fix: C’mon. Humans are apex predators. Is there really such a thing as a “dangerous animal”?

It was 20+ years ago at Fripp Island. My long-time friend and competitor that day, Peter S., hit a drive into the second cut along a canal. As we rode up, a 6-foot alligator came into focus, sunning herself about five yards from the ball.

Peter: “I get relief from that.” (said almost rhetorically)

Me: “Nope.”

Peter: (Getting angry) “You’re crazy! I’m not even getting out of the cart to get my ball.”

Me: “So that’s a lost ball? Back to the tee then?”

Peter: (A a string of obscenities directed at me.)

Me: “Listen, I watch a lot of Crocodile Hunter. See her feet splayed out behind her? She’s at rest. Probably sleeping. It’s a very non-aggressive posture. You’re fine.”

Peter: “They can run faster than humans!”

Me: (excited) “Oh, you watch Crocodile Hunter, too!”

Peter: (Frustration overflowing) “No! What!? No! I don’t care what you say, I get a free drop.”

Me: “Nope.”

To his credit, he got out and punched the ball down the fairway. The gator didn’t move an inch. We still laugh about it today. At least, I do. I feel this validates my approach to this rule.

Look, no one loves and respects the history of the game more than I do. Seriously. But there is a difference between celebrating traditions and cutting your nose off to spite your face.

The USGA should be commended for making some (long overdue) changes. Here’s to hoping the USGA finds the game can survive a few changes, even benefit from them. Perhaps it will provide them with the confidence to make a few more needed adjustments.