Feb 7, 2015; La Jolla, CA, USA; Andres Gonzalez acknowledges the crowd on the 18th green in the third round of the Farmers Insurance Open golf tournament at Torrey Pines Municipal Golf Course – South Course. Mandatory Credit: Jake Roth-USA TODAY Sports
1. Andres Gonzales
Take a second to reflect on everything that is Andres Gonzales’ mustache. If only there were more upper lipholstery like this on TOUR.
Before Andres showed up on the scene, mustaches on the PGA TOUR were respectable, yet powerful. Andres has taken things to a whole new level.
Gonzales describes himself as “Half Man, Half Amazing,” and has been known to desperately reach out to Tiger Woods on Twitter in attempt to be his friend. Despite his efforts, he has been unsuccessful.
You may confuse him for Kenny Powers from Eastbound and Down, but his Fu Manchu is in a league of its own. While the young guns have taken over with their incredible play on TOUR, many of them can’t grow mustaches. That’s where Gonzales comes in.